A friend of my husband's gave him this recipe a few weeks ago. It's a recipe she found in the newspaper for Easy Crock Pot Clam Chowder. My husband loves clam chowder...Let's take a look at the recipe shall we? The first four ingredients are cans of soup! Then you add butter, clams and half & half...notice; you place all ingredients in crock pot and cook on low for 8 to 10 hours! Wouldn't you think with the ingredients listed you could just nuke the soup in the microwave for 5 minutes and you're good to go? The thing that shocks me is that it is actually referenced from another website! cooks.com. Seriously? I think I'm being punked. Ashton are you there? If you have a good recipe for homemade clam chowder (or any other funny recipes) send them my way.